Job at the FBI The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interview...(Read Joke)

Getting a hairdryer through Customs... A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest besid...(Read Joke)

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female par...(Read Joke)

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her p...(Read Joke)

Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, "Ya know, I reckon I'm ...(Read Joke)

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick ...(Read Joke)

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to lo...(Read Joke)

Juffrou vra Jannie om sy eie gedig voor te lees. Jannie: "Ek staan op die wal van Kaap Aghul...(Read Joke)

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. Th...(Read Joke)

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. 'Would you like dinner?' t...(Read Joke)

Results  of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: ...(Read Joke)

After  having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't affo...(Read Joke)

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and...(Read Joke)

Op 'n dag loop Jannie in die straat af en sien hy sy vriend, Piet, ry 'n nuwe bakkie. Piet hou met '...(Read Joke)

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. H...(Read Joke)

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbe...(Read Joke)

Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that...(Read Joke)

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. 'I'll go in...(Read Joke)

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the chec...(Read Joke)

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking. Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me o...(Read Joke)

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,00...(Read Joke)

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to ...(Read Joke)

A quickie in the bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woma...(Read Joke)

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? 'The bar...(Read Joke)

'Do you believe in life after death?' the boss asked one of his employees. 'Yes, sir,' the new empl...(Read Joke)

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw s...(Read Joke)

Die baas wil Blondie se wiskunde toets.. Baas: 'As ek vir jou 5 miljoen rand gee, minus 10%, hoev...(Read Joke)

80 yr old man: My 28 yr old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor: Let me tell you a stor...(Read Joke)

Jannie het elke oggend met 'n blou oog by die skool aangekom. Die juffrou het vir hom gevra hoeko...(Read Joke)

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a kn...(Read Joke)

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next ...(Read Joke)

The only cow in a small town in Ukraine stopped giving milk. The people did some research and fou...(Read Joke)

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a kn...(Read Joke)

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second...(Read Joke)

After British Airways flight BA293 reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:  'Ladie...(Read Joke)

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some t...(Read Joke)

After British Airways flight BA293 reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:  'Ladies ...(Read Joke)

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, 'Have you ever been...(Read Joke)

Piet and Anna went to the Garies Landbou Skou every year. Every year, Piet would ask: 'Anna, e...(Read Joke)

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. Du...(Read Joke)

The Judge President of the Cape Bar went duck hunting in rural Limpopo Province . He shot and dro...(Read Joke)

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast in Australia when she was flagged ...(Read Joke)

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. 'Hi, is Tony ho...(Read Joke)

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a ...(Read Joke)

TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. On...(Read Joke)

Ons krag was hierdie naweek af en ek kon nie op my pc werk nie, of tv kyk nie, of met die playstati...(Read Joke)

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep.  Some...(Read Joke)

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what ...(Read Joke)

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde chap were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th flo...(Read Joke)

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what ...(Read Joke)

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to...(Read Joke)

A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage Department claimed he was not paying ...(Read Joke)

A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's hand...(Read Joke)

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee e...(Read Joke)

  Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for condoms. The reception...(Read Joke)

Nie te lank terug, het ek iets gesien by die wapen winkel wat my belang geprikkel het. Die geleenthe...(Read Joke)

A blonde was having financial difficulties and decides that she has to take some serious action, ...(Read Joke)

The only cow in a small Karoo town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found th...(Read Joke)

Staff reviews.... These are actual quotes taken from employee performance evaluations: 1. 'Sin...(Read Joke)

On a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for ...(Read Joke)