Old Man

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second…

200 Bucks

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down and the…

Mortician’s Discovery

While examining the the body of Mr. Van der Merwe, a mortician notices that Van der Merwe has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Van der Merwe,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to…

a Meal to die for

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.” The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in…