Jokes

Autocorrect

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at...

Luggage

A Man was heading home after a business trip. When he got to the airline counter, he presented his ticket to Cape Town, and as he gave the agent his luggage, he stated, “I’d like you to send my one suitcase to King Shaka Airport, and my other suitcase to...

Old Man

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old...

200 Bucks

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down and the friend says, “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts...

Malema’s chauffeur

Malema and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a Free state farmer’s pig while driving on the N1. Malema tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm house, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long, long time. When the driver...