Jokes

Old Man

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old...

200 Bucks

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down and the friend says, “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts...

Malema’s chauffeur

Malema and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a Free state farmer’s pig while driving on the N1. Malema tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm house, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long, long time. When the driver...

Mortician’s Discovery

While examining the the body of Mr. Van der Merwe, a mortician notices that Van der Merwe has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Van der Merwe,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It...

a Meal to die for

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.” The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.” The Irishman...