Jokes

Pub Prostitute

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. 0

Italian Mama

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if...

Blonde and two chimpanzees

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast in Australia when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, ‘Are you going to the Gold Coast?’ ‘Sure,’ answered the blonde, ‘do you need...

Perfect date

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket...

Autocorrect

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at...