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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female par...(Read Joke)

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her p...(Read Joke)

Juffrou vra Jannie om sy eie gedig voor te lees. Jannie: "Ek staan op die wal van Kaap Aghul...(Read Joke)

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. Th...(Read Joke)

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and...(Read Joke)

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. H...(Read Joke)

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbe...(Read Joke)

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. 'I'll go in...(Read Joke)

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking. Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me o...(Read Joke)

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,00...(Read Joke)

'Do you believe in life after death?' the boss asked one of his employees. 'Yes, sir,' the new empl...(Read Joke)

Die baas wil Blondie se wiskunde toets.. Baas: 'As ek vir jou 5 miljoen rand gee, minus 10%, hoev...(Read Joke)

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next ...(Read Joke)

The only cow in a small town in Ukraine stopped giving milk. The people did some research and fou...(Read Joke)

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second...(Read Joke)

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some t...(Read Joke)

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, 'Have you ever been...(Read Joke)

Piet and Anna went to the Garies Landbou Skou every year. Every year, Piet would ask: 'Anna, e...(Read Joke)

The Judge President of the Cape Bar went duck hunting in rural Limpopo Province . He shot and dro...(Read Joke)

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast in Australia when she was flagged ...(Read Joke)

TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. On...(Read Joke)

Ons krag was hierdie naweek af en ek kon nie op my pc werk nie, of tv kyk nie, of met die playstati...(Read Joke)

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what ...(Read Joke)

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what ...(Read Joke)

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to...(Read Joke)

A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage Department claimed he was not paying ...(Read Joke)

A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's hand...(Read Joke)

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee e...(Read Joke)

A blonde was having financial difficulties and decides that she has to take some serious action, ...(Read Joke)

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Tips from Employees To Their Managers Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm an...(Read Joke)

Get Out, And Never Come Back A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see ...(Read Joke)

Cannibals A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding quickly and couldn...(Read Joke)

Tips from Employees To Their Managers Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm an...(Read Joke)

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The Generous Lawyer One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when ...(Read Joke)

Outwitting a Lawyer A lawyer's dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steal...(Read Joke)

Mafia A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. H...(Read Joke)

Jannie het nie baie goed op skool gedoen nie. Eendag kom staan hy langs die juffrou en s�: '...(Read Joke)

'n Man was per motor op pad werk toe toe hy in 'n botsing betrokke is en bewusteloos gestamp word...(Read Joke)

Jannie is in Gr.1 en sy Engelsjuffrou het probleme met hom. Jannie meen hy's te slim vir Gr.1 en ...(Read Joke)

Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign tha...(Read Joke)

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bull...(Read Joke)

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years...(Read Joke)

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a cha...(Read Joke)

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and tol...(Read Joke)

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his oldfridge, he put it in his front yard...(Read Joke)

n Man kla by sy vriend dat sy elmboog al lank baie seer is en die dokter kan niks daar aan doen n...(Read Joke)

True Story (1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the D...(Read Joke)

2 Ou Skool vriende ontmoet mekaar in Eastgate mall. Hi Hoe gaan dit ou maat vra die een die ander...(Read Joke)

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tele...(Read Joke)

Piet and Anna went to the Garies Landbou Skou every year. Every year, Piet would ask: 'Anna, ek ...(Read Joke)

There is Good news and Bad news from ESKOM The Bad news: The shit is going to hit the fan The Goo...(Read Joke)

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse....(Read Joke)

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we...(Read Joke)

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselv...(Read Joke)

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... Baby bear goes downstairs, s...(Read Joke)

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. 'Wh...(Read Joke)

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