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Die bruid en bruidegom speel heel nag lank. Die oggend gaan hy badkamer toe en daar is nie ‘n handdoek nie, hy vra haar om vir hom een te bring. Sy kom in en sien hy is kaal. Sy kyk hom op en af en haar oë stop so halflyf. Sy vra: wat is dit daai? Hy: dis waarmee ons die heelnag soveel pret gehad het. Sy vra snikkend: is is is dit nou al wat ons oor het?
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance. The insurance companies have formulated the following options: Option 1:If you sleep with your wife - LEGAL & GENERAL Option 2:If you sleep with your wife in your car - AUTO &GENERAL Option 3:If you sleep with someone else’s wife: - MUTUAL & FEDERAL Option 4:Sleeping with your mother-in-law - OLD MUTUAL Option 5:If you sleep with a Muslim-girl - SANLAM Option 6:Sleeping with more than one person at the same time - PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX Option 7:Taking advantage of the person you sleep with - LIBERTY LIFE Option 8:Man sleeping with another man - HOLLARD Option 9:Having sex on the spur of the moment - MOMENTUM Option 10:Sleeping with your ex-wife - OUTSURANCE Option 11:Sleeping with a prostitute - BUDGET Option 12:Having sex with someone you don’t even know - DISCOVERY Option 13:Having sex with a virgin. -First for women
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.” Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called : Hallway Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say ‘screw you.’ The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex. * You get a little each month,but not enough to enjoy your self.
The big bad wolf said.. “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down!”. The little pig said……. “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you!”. |
