Apr 03

IT Guys

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Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. “Guess what, mate,” says the first IT guy, “Yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar.”
“What did you do?” says the other IT guy.
“Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off.”
“You’re kidding me!” says the second IT guy.
“I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop.”
“Really? You got a new laptop?”

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Jun 09

Emiticons

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We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some “ASSICONS?” Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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