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Marketing 101

Several friends have asked for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following examples will help clear it up:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.

Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Spam.

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Having been a member on and off for 9 years of a dating site in South Africa, i have collected valuebale data from many wonderfull lady friends who have conveyed the following material to me…Take Note…..

1 – Stay away from men with picures of their cars – - 99% chance they have erection problems….

2 – Stay Far Away from men with pictures of themself and their fishing rods and the fish they caught with those rods – - They are just looking for someone to help clean the fish….

3 – Stay away from men with pictures of their heads only – - Ten to one their asses are huge

4 – Stay far away from men with sun glasses – - They’re Hiding something… the guilt of being a member of a dating site and the wife not.

5 – Stay Away from men who only come online at office hours – - They belong to the secret one nights stand association of piglets

6 – Ignore messages that start with “Hey baby” or “Hey babe” – - These idiots have no cokking clue about woman and see you as an object..in fact dont stay away from them …Run away ……

Will update as soon as i have new raw data……………….

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