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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from Greenwood Avenue and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. XX

P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

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Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole,
Just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m
Gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says,
‘You better think it over,Bob. Women like that are hard to find.’

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