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May 08
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man.
“If I could take a couple minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.!!”
“F*** off!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money” and she
proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said.
“Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.
” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”
“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a f***ing good appetite, because Eskom
cut the electricity this morning!!!”
