Mar 18

The Italian says, “When I’ve a finsheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches above da bed in ecstasy”.

The French man replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lickzer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above zebed in pure ecstasy”

The South-African says, “Broe, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished p..ping the living daylights out of my cherry, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my tollie on the curtains. She hits the fu..en roof, eksê!!!”

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