Jul 04

Manure Date

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They were holding hands at the pigsty in the sheltering shadow of the manure heap.

“I tell you, Cait , I bet you’ve been out with worse lookin’ fellas nor me me.’

SILENCE.

“I said, Cait, that I bet you’ve been out with . . .’

“SHUT UP, I’m thinking.”

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Jul 04

Engaged

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“Did you hear that I’m engaged to an Irish lad?”

“Oh, really!

“No, O’Reilley

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Jul 04

Alibi

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An Irish alibi is the proof that you were in two places at once.

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Jul 04

Kate

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“If i married you, Kate, would your father give the dowry?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“And do you think he will let us live here if we got married?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“Would he let me be the manager of the public house as well, if we married, Kate?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“Will you marry me, Kate?”

“No, Mike.”

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Jul 04

Kate

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“If i married you, Kate, would your father give the dowry?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“And do you think he will let us live here if we got married?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“Would he let me be the manager of the public house as well, if we married, Kate?”

“Yes, Mike.”

“Will you marry me, Kate?”

“No, Mike.”

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