They were holding hands at the pigsty in the sheltering shadow of the manure heap.
“I tell you, Cait , I bet you’ve been out with worse lookin’ fellas nor me me.’
SILENCE.
“I said, Cait, that I bet you’ve been out with . . .’
“SHUT UP, I’m thinking.”
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“Did you hear that I’m engaged to an Irish lad?”
“Oh, really!
“No, O’Reilley
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An Irish alibi is the proof that you were in two places at once.
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“If i married you, Kate, would your father give the dowry?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“And do you think he will let us live here if we got married?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“Would he let me be the manager of the public house as well, if we married, Kate?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“Will you marry me, Kate?”
“No, Mike.”
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“If i married you, Kate, would your father give the dowry?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“And do you think he will let us live here if we got married?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“Would he let me be the manager of the public house as well, if we married, Kate?”
“Yes, Mike.”
“Will you marry me, Kate?”
“No, Mike.”
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