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Die bruid en bruidegom speel heel nag lank. Die oggend gaan hy badkamer toe en daar is nie ‘n handdoek nie, hy vra haar om vir hom een te bring. Sy kom in en sien hy is kaal. Sy kyk hom op en af en haar oë stop so halflyf. Sy vra: wat is dit daai? Hy: dis waarmee ons die heelnag soveel pret gehad het. Sy vra snikkend: is is is dit nou al wat ons oor het?
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance. The insurance companies have formulated the following options: Option 1:If you sleep with your wife - LEGAL & GENERAL Option 2:If you sleep with your wife in your car - AUTO &GENERAL Option 3:If you sleep with someone else’s wife: - MUTUAL & FEDERAL Option 4:Sleeping with your mother-in-law - OLD MUTUAL Option 5:If you sleep with a Muslim-girl - SANLAM Option 6:Sleeping with more than one person at the same time - PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX Option 7:Taking advantage of the person you sleep with - LIBERTY LIFE Option 8:Man sleeping with another man - HOLLARD Option 9:Having sex on the spur of the moment - MOMENTUM Option 10:Sleeping with your ex-wife - OUTSURANCE Option 11:Sleeping with a prostitute - BUDGET Option 12:Having sex with someone you don’t even know - DISCOVERY Option 13:Having sex with a virgin. -First for women
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Customer says , ‘Female.’ Customer says , ‘White.’ Customer says , ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.” Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with every Fill-Up.” Soon Koos pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Koos guessed 8 and Van said, “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.” A week later, Koos along with his buddy Frikkie, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Van again asked him to guess the correct number. He guessed 2 this time. Van said, “Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.” As they were driving away, Koos said to Frikkie, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.” Frikkie replied, ” Nooooit, it’s not rigged. My wife won twice last week.” |
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