Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , ‘Male or female?’
Customer says , ‘Female.’
Counter guy asks , ‘Black or white?
Customer says , ‘White.’
Counter guy asks , ‘Christian or Muslim?’
Customer says , ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’
Counter guy says , ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’
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President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a Real honor! What are you guys doing in here?’ Bush says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Bush says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?’
Bush turns to Cheney and says, ‘See, I told you,
No one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims’.
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