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		<title>Skerp Jannie</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juffrou vra Jannie om sy eie gedig voor te lees. Jannie: &#8220;Ek staan op die wal van Kaap Aghulas, die water plots so teen my ballas.&#8221; Juffrou: &#8220;Ekskuus?&#8221; Jannie: &#8220;Ek staan op die wal van Kaap Aghulas, die water plots so teen my ballas.&#8221; Juffrou: &#8220;Jou onbeskofte klein donner, prinsipaal toe met jou!!!&#8221; By die [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wiskundige Blond</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 09:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Die baas wil Blondie se wiskunde toets.. Baas: &#8216;As ek vir jou 5 miljoen rand gee, minus 10%, hoeveel trek jy af?&#8217; Blondie: &#8216;Alles, Meneer! Skoene, rok, bra, pantie &#8211; ALLES !!!&#8217;]]></description>
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		<title>Gracious Bitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 09:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jennifer&#8217;s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement &#8211; not even her parent&#8217;s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father&#8217;s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Four Parrots</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 09:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, &#8216;Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing&#8217; &#8216;What do they say?&#8217; the priest asked. They say, &#8216;Hi, we&#8217;re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?&#8217; &#8216;That&#8217;s obscene!&#8217; the priest exclaimed, Then he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job at the FBI</title>
		<link>http://jokes.za.org/2011/09/27/job-at-the-fbi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 08:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men VS Woman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. &#8216;We must know that you will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear diary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Very Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear diary, I am a simple man, I don&#8217;t smoke, drink or go out to night clubs. I am Loyal to my wife and don&#8217;t flirt with a strange woman. I go to sleep at eight O&#8217;clock and wake up early. I exercise daily and work regular hours. but all this will change as soon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walking the dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little lucy wants to take Lulu her pet dog for a walk. &#8220;Mommy , Mommy, Can I please take Lulu for a walk?&#8221; &#8220;But she is on heat my darling&#8221; &#8220;What does that mean?&#8221; &#8220;I think you should go and ask your father, he is in the garage&#8221; Little Lucy goes to her father. &#8220;Daddy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manure Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They were holding hands at the pigsty in the sheltering shadow of the manure heap. &#8220;I tell you, Cait , I bet you&#8217;ve been out with worse lookin&#8217; fellas nor me me.&#8217; SILENCE. &#8220;I said, Cait, that I bet you&#8217;ve been out with . . .&#8217; &#8220;SHUT UP, I&#8217;m thinking.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Engaged</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Did you hear that I&#8217;m engaged to an Irish lad?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, really! &#8220;No, O&#8217;Reilley]]></description>
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		<title>Alibi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[One Liners]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokes.za.org/?p=412</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An Irish alibi is the proof that you were in two places at once.]]></description>
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