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Sometimes… when you cry… no one sees your tears.

Sometimes… when you are in pain… no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes… when you are worried…no one sees your stress.

Sometimes… when you are happy… no one sees your smile.

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Maar Poep net ……………..

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Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, ‘No’. Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.’

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.’

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’ His mom says, ‘No.’ He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’

His mom, getting aggravated replies, ‘Ok then, now tell me what you think’ He says: ‘Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline …….. and I think I gave him my super glue.’

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A South African is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The South African explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The South African smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody things running about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?

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